I had a difficult moment of realization this morning when checking my site stats. What I learned was that an unfortunately large number of people have stumbled across this blog while searching for some disturbingly fetishistic internet material. Most recently, for example, I've been discovered thrice from the Google search "fat wives exposed".
First, this hurt my feelings. Especially when I clicked the link they followed, and realized it was a picture of me in my skinny jeans. Then, I felt dirty and, well, exposed. Someone was looking for creepy porn, and then went to my blog instead. My husband assures me that if nothing else, he's certain they were disappointed. ...Thanks?
I guess there are certain things you shouldn't say on the internet. Like fat. Or bottom. Or wife. Or pee? Yeah, there was some search about pee too. This sort of feels like Google is setting me up to look like a total perv. Thanks a lot Google. Well with any luck, maybe the creeps will click around and generate a few ad sense bucks my way. Really, I think it's the least they can do after making me feel like a fat, exposed, wannabe amateur porn star. Seriously, creeps. Help a sista' out.
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