But I'm gonna go ahead and fail now. Please. Don't judge. Just let me explain.
I'm not done. Today I did day 19. I haven't missed a single rep, a single exercse, a single day. I am a MAJOR Guns, Buns and Abs bad ass. And I'm not ending. I'll definitely finish the 30 days. And I'll definitely continue doing these kinds of torturous exercises for horrible horrible days and weeks and months to come because A) Husband said a friendly thing about my derriere and it made me feel pretty oh so pretty, and B) I lost 1.75 inches from my waist in only 2 weeks of crunches, leg lifts, pushups, and squats.
So as of last Thursday, that's a total of 3.5 inches lost from my waist since January 1. Done. Poof. Gonzo. Sayonara and vaya con Dios. Just don't come back.
Let's pause a moment and visualize 3.5 inches.
Here ya go:
CAN YOU SEE THAT? And if anyone out there is thinking, "Sure, I can see it, BFD", to you I say IT IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 3 1/2 inches is dramatic. It means that over 10% of the distance around my waist is just, it's, well, it's just GONE! And that, my friends, is nothing to sneeze at.
So, why am I quitting again? Right. I had a point.
Well, I'm losing inches. That's for dang sure. But for the first 2 weeks of this plan, I lost zero pounds. I know, I was probably eating between 1500-2000 calories instead of 1200. I wasn't going to bed hungry. And I wasn't doing any cardio. I wanted to see what THIS exercise would do, all on its own. And now I know: It firms up muscles. It helps your pants buckle, and it helps those 3 1/2 inches leave your waist. It makes you strong, and it encourages your husband to say nice things about your butt. But to lose pounds, it seems there's still no real trick. Eat fewer calories. Burn more calories. And AAAARRRRRGGGGHH I definitely still need to lose pounds.
So I'm not so much quitting as I am... adding. I'm adding in cardio. I'm going to bed hungry. And sad. And I think, I think, it's starting to work. Well, I can button my jeans at least. And the weight has begun to drop, albeit ever so slightly.
So there you have it, my sort of, half time, convoluted LOOKITSASQUIRREL! review of the Guns Buns and Abs exercise plan. I'm getting better at all the things. I also dread them all a little more each day. But folks, if you're wondering if it's worth it, don't forget: