I've decided to like football. I know, it's a big step, and it seems just a little bit counter-everything I've ever stood for and believed in, but heck. Maybe it's time for a change.
My brother has been a Buffalo Bills fan for nearly 2 decades. He has loved them every day of the last 11 years, during which they haven't once even made it to the playoffs. Because of him, I've watched a rather large amount of Buffalo football throughout the years. And I felt really sorry for my brother.
After watching decades of Bills teams flop all over themselves and go through amazing maneuvers to lose absolutely any game in the second half, the last 3 weeks have found me just the slightest bit impressed. Reason? Well, oddly enough, the Bills keep winning. Amazing, come from behind, jaw dropping wins that have actually glued me to the television. I am not joking when I say, I have found myself WANTING to watch football. So, watch out farmers. You might have a little trouble keeping your pigs penned up. You know. Because they can fly now. Right.
Anyway, the Bills are currently undefeated, after putting up a 40 burger against the Chiefs (it's a football thing, you wouldn't understand), beating Oakland in the last few seconds of an on-the-edge-of-your-seat game, and getting 4 turnovers off the Patriots to finally win by 3.
Now, I'm pretty sure you don't come here to read about football, but at the same time, I'm not sure why you DO come, so I'm not prepared to write anything off. So I apologize for being all sportsy, but I thought you may like to know what's going with me, and what's going on with me is the fact that I look like this now:
Anyhow, hope you all find something worth cheering for tonight. And, oh yeah: BUFFALO BILLS FOOTBALL RULES!!!