Oh gravy, I would like to vomit.
I feel sick for not eating, and then I eat, and then I feel sick for eating. It is a generally unpleasant experience.
Yesterday was Easter, and I'd like to take umbrage with how many holidays or "food events" take place at the very very end of a month, forcing me to have crap-tastic weigh-ins on the first of every month. It sure feels like a lot. Like, an unfairly large amount.
Or maybe I'm making up excuses. Because today I'm 139, which is a pound gain in the past couple of weeks, and if I gain at that pace during the first trimester, I'll be back up to giant and terrifying numbers in no time.
Which is why I assume it's probably the calendar's fault.
Every day I've been feeling a little extra wretched, which is great. Because apparently, it's a Very Good Sign. In the mean time, I'm still trying to find the food that makes the nausea less wretched. If I find something, I'll be sure to let you now.
Happy April Fools Day, folks! I was planning to tell you I was pregnant but... ya know. Redbox just sent us a joke about selling lunch meats through their machines so that people can get snacks with their movies... oh Redbox. You so crazy.
The only thing that goes down easy for me has been carbs topped with carbs. Then 30 minutes later I feel worse than nauseous. And this after having eaten a low carb diet for months! Blegh.
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