I can't be 100% sure, seeing as I haven't been keeping accurate and up to date measurements of my derrière, but I'm pretty sure it's grown. Over the past couple weeks, I've had moments of catching sight of myself in the mirror while getting ready, which was accompanied by the screamed thought "BUBBLE BUTT! BUBBLE BUTT!"
Now I'm a little conflicted. Even though I'm not losing weight, I'm certainly not gaining. And I'm not typically a "Bubble butted" person. At least not since high school, when I played volleyball and was a cheerleader and did an insane amount of lunges. Which got me thinking: Is some of my exercise ACTUALLY WORKING?!?
Every morning, I do crunches. I'm working up to 200 a day, 100 regular and 100 reverse. Currently, I'm at 35 regular and 30 reverse, and when I'm done, I feel sore and exercised from my knees to my rib cage. I didn't really consider whether this daily bit of exercise might effect my back size, I was really just hoping for a tighter stomach. Also, it's distinctly possible I'm doing something wrong here.
It's weird to see a part of your body get bigger. Every time I notice my growing booty, I scream a little on the inside. And not the good kind of scream, the kind that is terrified of having a big butt. But despite this terror, I'm theoretically pro this kind of change. It's not a bigger belly, it's just a bigger butt. And I'm not going to complain about any kind of thickness that adds to actual feminine "curviness".
And shoot, I can't think of any songs that praise the attributes of tiny, flat butts, can you?
Weigh in, once again: 140. :-P
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