Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go.
This morning I weighed in at 140, like a stupid fat ugly JERK. But I felt super bloated this morning, so early this afternoon, after doing yard work, running errands, and playing with the kids, I decided to weigh in again. (And yes, I ate. Don't think I starved my way to this because that is not the case.)
I weighed 138. Point zero.
It was incredible.
So that's the weight I'm counting for today, I AM BACK IN THE 130'S BABY. Take that, The Government.
Also, my daughter is currently pretend-buying her things from me. And she's haggling. And she's weirdly good at it. I think I know who's buying our next family car!
Have a happy Thursday, folks, best day of the week!!
Oh POO BURGERS, I just remembered I have work tomorrow. Ah well, still a pretty good day.