But isn't there some ridiculous solution to this that can remove my pain and high probability of falling, while also making me look like an absolute charicature of a real life human being? Of COURSE! I can walk around just fine, so long as I keep my knees bent, and I tilt over at the waist.
Basically, today I look a lot like this:
Just, much heavier, and with more hair. And without the cane. Or the word "sample" written across my midsection. That guy should really have that looked at.
Anyway, 3 weeks left from tomorrow, or less, which is my guess. We shall see!